Entrevista

• ¿Qué “esfuerzo adicional” haces en tu vida?
  I try to get people to laugh or talk instead of in and out the door without a word being said. Unless you're into that sure won't hear a word except 'see ya and thank you!'
• ¿Cuál es tu "especialidad" o que te apasiona?
  Boy Next Door, who's a jock but the biggest dork at the same time. Also being human seems to help I think.
• ¿Cuáles son tus pasatiempos e intereses?
  Plant a tree, hug a poor baby, hand an abandoned cat to the shelter, or go shopping.
• ¿Qué haces para divertirte?
  Fly around in my hot air ballon while talking to the animals down below. "Hey! Stop eating him!"
• Cuéntanos acerca de la mejor experiencia que has tenido en la vida.
  Too many to even list, some I'm not allowed to say, others I can't remember if I was there or just having an out of body experience.
• ¿Qué te distingue de todas las demás personas que conoces?
  I give a 10% military and uniformed discount if they show up in their uniform. No post office uniforms don't count, or McDonald uniforms.
• ¿Cuál dirías son tus mayores atributos?
  Arriving on time. If I'm late then the answer would be leaving on time.
• ¿Qué tipo de dieta y rutina de ejercicios sigues?
  Sex followed by sex then a large pizza and then conclude with sex. Or just get lipo why the hell would you ask an *** for advice
• ¿Cuáles son tus características específicas de estilo de vida que te hacen quién eres?
  My hobbies include: minding my own business. Which comes in handy when riding the Red Line in Chicago at the middle of the night. (Look at the freaks in the car)
• ¿Qué te gustaría que los lectores supieran acerca de ti que es único e incluso un poco personal?
  Lol you ain't met anyone like me that's for sure
• Si nos sentamos en la playa, a beber y comer solo tú y yo, ¿qué me contarías de tu persona y tu vida?
  A lot of info that you'll probably forget about in 5 hours, and that I once swam with a dolphin.
• ¿Qué deben saber otros con absoluta certeza acerca de ti?
  I thought Jurassic Park was real... Then I saw Jurassic World and said "This is some f**ked up fake garbage right here, right?"
• ¿Qué es lo que más te gusta de ti?
  The thrill of 'will it stay hard' and playing 'what's behind door #1?'
• Nombra 5 cosas sin las que no puedes vivir.
  1. Cell Phone
  2. Carabiners (they're much more useful than just for hiking)
  3. Sunscreen (or else the freckles will take over)
  4. Swiss Navy (no I'm not getting paid to say that I wish)
  5. Spotify (When the world is crap there's nothing like just dancing)